i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
it's like heaven, but drunker
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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