i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Why is your signature on my underwear?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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