You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
