there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
There r osticjed everywhere
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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