Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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