apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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