My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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