That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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