Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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