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I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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