Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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