I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
That accounts for only three of the penises
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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