Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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