he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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