Your mouth is God's brothel.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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