Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
