So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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