Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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