your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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