i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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