Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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