"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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