Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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