awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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