Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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