I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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