idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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