i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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