awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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