GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize
