I don't think brook has ever known best
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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