Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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