The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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