I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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