nut hugger
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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