everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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