Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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