Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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