It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I will die if light touches me.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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