The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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