are you so shy because you have an std?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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