Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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