How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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