somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
pop tarts are not kleenex
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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