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(303): View more from Colorado

I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit

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(504): View more from Louisiana

i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out

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(757): View more from Virginia

Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.

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(206): View more from Washington

Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point

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(406): View more from Montana

There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.

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(914): View more from New York

Should I wish him a happy birthday?

(201): View more from New Jersey

Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.

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