She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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