yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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