I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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