Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
