what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
splinters make it hard to masturbate
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
