you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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