whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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