Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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