they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I came so hard my ears popped.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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