its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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