question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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