Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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