Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
