Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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