My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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