A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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